Duck Funny When You Turn It Over Its the Easter Bunny

Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
Because it was a little chicken.

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How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot.

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.

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What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.

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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
You 'nique up on him.

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How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?
None, they're all on the outside.
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What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline.
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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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How are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply really fast.
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Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the gray hares.
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How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
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What do you call a rabbit who tells good jokes?
A funny bunny.
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What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?
Cold.
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What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
Baby rabbits.
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What is a rabbit's favorite dance?
The Bunny Hop of course.
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Waitress, what's this hare doing in my soup?
Looks like the back stroke.
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How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggercise

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What do you cal a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A smarty pants.

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What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
The first Rabbit to lay and egg.

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.

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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!

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How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

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What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

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Why did the easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther Bunny!

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How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it's not empty any more!
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Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!

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How does Easter end?
With the letter R!

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What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
The Easter Bunana!

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How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs (X) marks the spot!

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How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was eggs-cellent!

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How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!

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What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Hare mail!

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What is the Easter Bunny's favorite state capital?
Albunny, New York.

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Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy?
In his Easter casket.

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Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator.

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Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?
From an egg-plant.

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What do you call the Easter Bunny on the day after Easter?
Tired.

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A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
The baby chick was a little cheaper.

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What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
The Easter Elephant.

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What do you call an Easter bunny from outer space?
An egg-straterrestrial.

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
He kept quacking the eggs.

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What did the easter egg say to the boiling water?
It's going to take a while for me to get hard… I just got laid by a chick! =)

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After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock.

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Source: https://academictips.org/funny-jokes/easter-jokes/

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